if it helps you all feel any better nobody ever fancies me

Showed my housemate some highlights of the eatin’ ass thread. The Lord of the Rings one made me cry with laughter

I can imagine! Most couples that live together probably don’t do that much shagging anyway so maybe I should stop being so jealous.

Maybe stroll in wearing nothing but a pair of marigolds?

  • I’m listening to ‘Freak Me’
  • I’m not

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I want to belieeeeeve everything that you saaaaay

  • Let me lick you up and down
  • Til’ you say stop
  • Let me play with your body baby, make you real hot
  • Let me do all the things you want me to do
  • 'Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

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Tomorrow’s HGATR is a very good one.

Sisqo?

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is it Steely Dan

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cool, good reason to get up in the morning then!

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It would take him some time to notice, since he spends most of his time playing video games with his back to me

No, soon though. After listageddon.

5/5.

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ahm reet up for a shag, me.

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Was thinking about this the other day and did a near simultaneous grin and shoulder sag as I first remembered all about staying chez scout then that I had no idea when it’s gonna be.

Can’t wait though and your living room looks fab :slight_smile:

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Watford 1 - 0 Arsenal (Ahm Reet, 76)

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  • I’m listening to Breathe by Sean Paul and Blu Cantrell
  • I’m not

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  • Gall free up ya vibe and stop actin crazy
  • You’re only lonely when your homey ain’t got a ride or no loot, yeah
  • Why you try pull that got me actin shady
  • Sean-a-paul u’ll give ya the good lovin daily

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Such a tune!

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Stayed up too late so tomorrow is going to be a write off already :-1: