Cracker, Barnaby, Hardly Working is great.
Anyone here watched Big Little Lies? Any good?
I think I’d be weaponised if I ate that thing.
Is that the TV show with Reece Weatherballoon and etc? Yeah, it’s good.
Ayeee, it is indeed. It seems good. I gave up on Alien Covenant. It is so balls.
Was pretending i didnt like chai latte but the wife has just clocked that the tub is nearly empty. Coulda got away with it but i got greedy
Wise tbh
Fucking hell I love being in my bed so much It’s the best place on earth
would quite like a coke. trying to decide if i want one enough to go out and buy one.
would mean putting shoes on. hmm.
I honestly think I would spend at least 75% of the day in my bed if that weren’t so unhealthy and socially unacceptable.
I love fizzy drinks but I don’t think I’d be keen on having to get dressed to acquire one.
It would also keep me awake all night drinking a coke at this hour!
I’m pretty good with cola drinks but can’t hack real coffee after about six.
That looks brilliant.
£1.50 from Iceland.
The gall of my local Tory MP
Protect the few, punish the many. Indeed.
I might be fine with it actually, there’s no way that’s actual cheese at that price.
The levels of insanity I have reached today and tonight include -
Upon hearing a rustling noise in the flat and getting increasingly freaked out I decide to grab a massive antique, brutal looking walking stick and slowly edge my way into the hallway, half thinking it’s the banana mouse and half thinking it’s an intruder come to butcher me. So, it’s actually a delivery man posting a “Sorry I missed you card” . I frantically run, and with a crazed look in my eye, swing open the door forgetting I’m still brandishing the stick which I then try and hide behind my back as he hands me the wee scribbly box thing to sign. I’m pretty sure he saw it.
I’ve had one gin. ONE gin and I’ve just sat for the last 15 minutes having a chat about sex and drugs and alcohol with my imaginary teenage daughter.
OMG.
we’ve all been there
