Reckon it’d be a better show if it were presented by these two:
Quite like Soccer Aid just for those bits where someone like Carles Puyol will clatter someone out of 911 or something with a big tackle.
Imagine soccerade
Like a drink made out of footballs
SOUNDS LIKE A LARK AND A HALF
You’d end up bladdered.
Classic TV
Topless Weather in association with gravy
How do two people so utterly devoid of charisma have jobs as TV presenters?!
Fixtures man
Boom boom boom let me hear you say fixtures
Sure I remember reading a brilliant takedown of Lovejoy years ago when his autobiography came out. Seems like a decent bloke though
https://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42-Media/145-no-love-no-joy
Fashionably receding hair
That’s the one!
Might watch old Showboat clips and listen to Hard Fi
I’d glance at that
Check inventory
Kill jester
Rimmer seems sound
I quite like looking at people’s silly faces when they’re singing the hymns. They look like they’re trying to get someone to lipread them.