Reckon it’d be a better show if it were presented by these two:


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Quite like Soccer Aid just for those bits where someone like Carles Puyol will clatter someone out of 911 or something with a big tackle.

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Imagine soccerade

Like a drink made out of footballs

SOUNDS LIKE A LARK AND A HALF

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You’d end up bladdered.

Classic TV

Topless Weather in association with gravy

How do two people so utterly devoid of charisma have jobs as TV presenters?!

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Fixtures man

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Boom boom boom let me hear you say fixtures

Sure I remember reading a brilliant takedown of Lovejoy years ago when his autobiography came out. Seems like a decent bloke though

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https://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42-Media/145-no-love-no-joy

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Fashionably receding hair

That’s the one!

Might watch old Showboat clips and listen to Hard Fi

I’d glance at that

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Check inventory

Kill jester

Rimmer seems sound

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I quite like looking at people’s silly faces when they’re singing the hymns. They look like they’re trying to get someone to lipread them.