#11

Imagine soccerade

Like a drink made out of footballs

SOUNDS LIKE A LARK AND A HALF

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#12

You’d end up bladdered.

#13

Classic TV

#14

Topless Weather in association with gravy

#15

How do two people so utterly devoid of charisma have jobs as TV presenters?!

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#16

Fixtures man

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#17

Boom boom boom let me hear you say fixtures

#18

Sure I remember reading a brilliant takedown of Lovejoy years ago when his autobiography came out. Seems like a decent bloke though

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#19

https://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42-Media/145-no-love-no-joy

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#20

Fashionably receding hair

#21

That’s the one!

#22

Might watch old Showboat clips and listen to Hard Fi

#23

I’d glance at that

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#24

Check inventory

#25

Kill jester

#26

Rimmer seems sound

#27
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#28

I quite like looking at people’s silly faces when they’re singing the hymns. They look like they’re trying to get someone to lipread them.

#29

Didn’t someone on here have a great anecdote about Rimmer?

They were working with him or something and a woman waved at them from outside. Rimmer was all like “they all want a bit now I’m on the telly” and our hero said “that’s my girlfriend, waving at me”.

#30

Absolutely leathered.