Time to settle this once and for all

do you like any kind of melon?

Melons are disgusting too. Like cucumber, they simply taste of manky water.

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my youngest niece (5) is a fiend for the green

I like that manky water taste in cucumber form, but not in melon form

no

I think this is proof that cucumber is a kind of melon

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my mum always gave me and my sister cucumber as a side with pizza, was very surprised to find out that nobody else does this

which isn’t to say I was a fan, it was just a fundamental part of my experience of pizza throughout my childhood

Have you seen kool aid pickles?
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Interesting

my immediate thought is the Michael Bluth mayonegg .gif file

My wife and I say this a lot, I also say this

Is there any way we can prevent new users from signing up just to vote in this poll? I’m concerned that it could get rigged Martha-style by Big Cucumber (aka Melon).

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Wish to issue a correction/clarification, we actually say ā€œcuke cukeā€ and it’s mostly to our kids

surprised no one already asked… how does this work?

Get a piece of bread, spread condensed milk on it, add a second piece of bread I’m guessing

I thought condensed milk was liquid, just a fraction thicker than normal milk and thus not spreadable

anyway, I assume I won’t be coming across condensed milk sandwiches any time soon regardless

Nah it’s thick, like caramel

I’ve never put it in a sandwich, but I have made desserts with it