Not just sex things but I imagine it will mostly be sex things.
A tarantula watched me perform a sex act once and it started running around it’s tank and it was so big and heavy that it sounded like when someone is drumming their fingers on a table. Made me want to vom.
I was throwing up once in my bathroom in one of my old places and my lizard (who was semi free range) wandered in to check up on me and crawled up my back to sit on my shoulder and I had to pick him off and sternly say “not NOW!”
Bought a McDonald’s breakfast at 5am on the way home from a night out and was sitting on a big stone grave (the ones that are above ground, so more of a tomb maybe?) and I was chatting away to some pigeons saying “you can have some of the muffin but you’re not having any of the hash brown.” People were also walking past, to like… go to work and stuff, but there was this one pigeon that I was hand feeding and he kept giving me these big eyes and it made me well up cause it was judging me. Not so much embarrassing, more of a low point, cause as I was walking off I looked back at it and he was eating a pile of (not my) sick and I was like… okay, and you’re above me are you?