Inspired by @rich-t’s post in the other celeb thread about Ronan Keating.
What’s the most half-hearted effort you’ve seen a celebrity make? Ideally in person, although I’ll accept broader entries.
When I did my recent half-marathon, everyone was split into groups (fast, medium, slow etc) and set off in increments so the start wasn’t a total mess. Swimming goon Mark Foster was the celebrity there to start the race. He said the same shit joke to each set of runners as they came to the line, and spent most of his time stood on the podium by the start line opening looking at his phone. It was only 30 minutes work, Mark, ffs, at least pretend you’re happy to be there.