Times people have opened bottles of wine without an opener. Techniques, anecdotes, that sort of thing

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#22

oh yeah, cause we had loads of fucking muslin knocking about as stoned teenagers didn’t we Owen!? get a grip mate


#23

Didn’t want to be too presumptuous mate. Maybe one of you was a beauty school student, I don’t fucking know!

(a tee shirt, paper coffee filter or something would have also worked fine)


#24

yeah, it was a very bad idea looking back, might have been the same night we made a bong out of a plastic baseball bat, thinking about it


#25

just pushed the cork through into the bottle


#26

good thread.

push the Cork into the bottle with keys is the classic


#27

A mate once tried smashing the neck on a park railing. Suffice to say it did not work.


#28

Big fan of the cucumber technique for bottles of beer. Dunno if it works with wine.


#29

Proper Job is a beer, mate. I’d rather a Big Job.


#30

I know that dickhead.


#31

Don’t pretend to know about my preferences.


#32

You must’ve misread my initial post.


#33

I’ve set my computer to aut0matically screen shot twice a second. The originals are being sent to sean as we speak cc the internet police.


#34

Alright Pav Sharda from Sweet Gorilla.


#35

fucking took 24 replies to get to the only reasonable answer^