When you eat your chocolate orange too fast
When you haven’t had time for a cup of coffee yet
Haven’t even had one cup of tea today. That’s probably why I’m feeling like the world is going to implode.
When I’m reading about the presentation I’m going to have to give in about five weeks.
Also when I accidentally do DiS wrong, try and edit it, and other hilarity ensues
when you go to drink your cup of tea and realise you have already drunk it.
when you love smoking but hate how it makes your lungs feel but you love smoking but hate how it makes your lungs feel but you love smoking but hate how it makes your lungs feel but you love smoking but hate how it makes your lungs feel but you love smoking but hate how it makes your lungs feel but you love smoking
when you need a piss on your way home from work and the little bits of traffic/queuing/whatever make it seem like an absolute age.
when there’s a major international sporting event on
I’m 100% behind you on this one as long as it excludes or is at least tolerant of the lympics
The international version of any sport is the worst
not for me, clive
and you’re wondering why you got out of bed at all