Just got out of a meeting with an external agency, where they provided lots of snacks e.g brownies, flapjacks etc.
Was walking out with one of the agency guys at the end.
Him: oh dear think I ripped my trousers slightly. Hope no one noticed!
Me: oh dear. Too many flapjacks
Him:… Too many what?
Me: Flapjacks. In the meeting.
Him: Oh… heh.
Absolutely mortifying. Going to be thinking about it for the rest of the night.