Cola sweets > Coke
Tesco Baileys > Baileys
Pink shrimps > shrimps
cheap tomato soup out of a vending machine > soup that has actual tomatoes in it
Strawberry flavoured sweets > Strawberries
Shampoo > Realpoo
this is outrageous
rollies > straights
i agree with your posts about 95% of the time, but when you’re wrong, you’re really fucking wrong
much, much, much better than the real thing
Asda Fruit and Fibre > Sainos Fruit and Fibre> Aldi Fruit and Fibre > Kelloggs Fruit and Fibre > Tesco Fruit and Fibre.
You actually make me sick.
no but… he’s not entirely wrong here is he
of all the hills to die on…
Champagne > real pain…
Nosferatu > Dracula
Vampires taste things.
Tesco mini rolls > Mini Rolls
tesco or asda ‘biere de luxe’ little french lagers > actual little french lagers from france
Ah yis. Love those Bierre d’Alsace or whatever. BBQs at Dad’s, crack through a few cases between the fam.