Times where the fake version tastes better than the real thing


#1

Cola sweets > Coke


#2

Tesco Baileys > Baileys


#3

Pink shrimps > shrimps


#4

cheap tomato soup out of a vending machine > soup that has actual tomatoes in it


#5

Strawberry flavoured sweets > Strawberries


#6

Shampoo > Realpoo


#7

this is outrageous


#8

rollies > straights


#9

i agree with your posts about 95% of the time, but when you’re wrong, you’re really fucking wrong


#10

much, much, much better than the real thing


#11

Asda Fruit and Fibre > Sainos Fruit and Fibre> Aldi Fruit and Fibre > Kelloggs Fruit and Fibre > Tesco Fruit and Fibre.


#12

You actually make me sick.


#13

no but… he’s not entirely wrong here is he


#14

of all the hills to die on…


#15

Champagne > real pain…


#16

YESSSS!


#17

Nosferatu > Dracula

Vampires taste things.


#18

Tesco mini rolls > Mini Rolls :heart_eyes:


#19

tesco or asda ‘biere de luxe’ little french lagers > actual little french lagers from france


#20

Ah yis. Love those Bierre d’Alsace or whatever. BBQs at Dad’s, crack through a few cases between the fam.