#329

This thread has gone really well IMO. Some real classic DiS fodder all under one roof.

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#330

David Byrne’s looking younger with each passing year.

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#331

:nail_care: :laughing:

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#332

This happened at a restaurant in the US where we were served frozen bread rolls. The Brits muttered quietly to each other but didn’t complain and just ate around the frozen bits. Our American guide was straight in there with the complaints. We ended up with so many new bread rolls none of us could eat them.

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#333

Next time a cyclist kills a driver let us know

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#334

I hate complaining but sometimes it’s rightly justified.

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#335

look I’ve been trying to be reasonable

#336

Babies in public, quiet carriages, cyclist/driver etiquette/bamnam - it’s DiS bingo in here!

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#337

Does it make you feel like a big man and an adequate lover with a normal sized penis when you wind your window down to scream at someone?

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#338

Three wigs off in the same thread, lovely stuff.

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#339

For full clarification:

Cyclists: bad, Drivers: worse, Pedestrians: the best ones

Babies = Human beings with as much right to share any public space as anyone else

Service complaints = Fine when delivered in a calm, polite and rational way

Quiet carriages = Don’t exist

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#340

i care so little about customer satisfaction, complaints always washed right over me unless they´re being rude.

´sorry, there´s not enough cheese on my pizza´
´okay, i´ll get that sorted´

´the beer is really expensive´
´yeah, what do you want me to do about it´

etc

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#341

+Restaurants are for tories

#342

FTFY

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#343

out of boredom, used to sometimes tell customers we had a special continental guest lager on, when I knew it was just carling without the label on the pump

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#344

Should see me on a fucking skid pan.

#345

Fuck off, m8

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#346

pedestrians are annoying pricks, they just don’t inconvenience you as much when you are also a pedestrian

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#347

had an alcoholic welsh manager once that used to order a couple of kegs of brains every month or so, put it on the line but not tell the punters about it - his own special private beer. never grassed him up ofc.

#348

thats bollocks though isn’t it. I’m a cyclist as well so this isn’t car user v’s cyclists. I’m sick of seeing dickheads cycling with headphones on, without helmets, without lights etc etc. They’re not helping themselves or anyone else. So you can shove your glib comment thanks.

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