times your own body has amazed you

i just pulled a nose hair out and it is maybe 2/3rds of an inch. my body has amazed me!

this can be the filth thread if you want

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what?!

Yeah I need to have this information too because I love pulling out nose hairs (ewwww, ewww, I also hate it but once you pop you just can’t stop)

it’s not something i do on the reg

Always good and clever doing a simultaneous double something - fart and a sneeze? Fart and a burp? Hiccup and a yawn?

I do not want

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i’d love some danger triangle action tbf #filth

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When I had to take some very strong laxatives. Every time I thought I had nothing left to give, my body stepped up to the plate.

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I do it rarely but when I do, I do it with style

(Except not anymore because I don’t want to die like that, fucking hell)

I love pulling out my nosehairs do it all the time and I’m not even dead yet

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found a 2" long grey beard hair that appeared overnight

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that’s the sort of content I was looking for

Sometimes do shits so big I wonder how they ever fit inside me.

Sometimes, early in the morning, the combinations of farts which leave my body are genuinely extraordinary. Sounds like the little butter man playing his trumpet on the Lurpak ads.

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Really big poo with a right angle in it. Doesn’t seem possible, and yet

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Oh I love these. Always feel so proud of myself.

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BOYS WILL BE BOYS

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

still no idea if hairs turn grey or they grow grey

i could look it up i guess but i’m not going to

Any time I’ve been putting ear drops in, and then syringe them out and, like half a teaspoon of wax falls out.

tbh if I’m already dead then it’s not too bad actually so happy days!

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