#159

I always assume in that scenario they will swipe right just to see if I did - then explode with derisive laughter when they see its a match and immediately unmatch me

#161

*Tinder than things

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#162

it seemed made up until i got to the Los Angeles bit

#163

housemate is using it a lot at the minute so i’m hearing a lot of tinder stories.

the other night she was chatting to a match and he asked for her number - then he actually PHONED HER. TWICE. who does that?

she also showed me an exchange with a guy she liked who quickly went from friendly chat to asking her if she’s into cuckolding (which she had to google)

#164

I’m not even on Tinderbook

#165

:joy:

#166

I just went to say ‘c’est la vie’ to someone on Tinder, for some inexcusable reason, and auto-correct changed it to ‘c’est la viewtopic.php’ and I hit enter without realising.

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#167

Brilliant.

#168

Say it’s true, say to me, “c’est la viewtopic.php”

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#169

That’s properly done me! :smiley:

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#170

That’ll be a great story for the grandkids.

#171

Will our grandkids even know what php is!!!??

#172

I’ve never matched with anyone on Tinder.

Storiesofsomeonewiththefaceofatoilet.

#173

Well that username probably isn’t helping.

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#175

I’m trying Tinder again. Have designed my profile specifically to scare off as many people as possible, so that only the really good ones will be left. I forget from time to time how extremely addictive the whole swiping thing is once you get started! Like a game that you want to finish or level up or something. I guess in my case “levelling up” would be to actually go on a date with someone off there.

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#176

I downloaded Tinder when it first came out. There was no one at all who made me want to swipe left. So I deleted it. I went on Grindr but only received messages from elderly East Asian men. Why they’re attracted to me is a mystery. I met my current boyfriend (three and a half years ago) in a bar in Dalston.

#177

Dinner?

#178

FTFY

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#179

Set up tinder as well. Met a couple really nice people, and someone I was really getting on with until I found out they were a massive Tory. Got another date on Wednesday, they’re definitely not a Tory so looking forward to it

#180

One of the things I’ve done to filter out lots of people is to mention politics explicitly in my bio.