Tinder Stories

Epimer · 2017-08-06T19:31:14.552Z

That’ll be a great story for the grandkids.

ericthefourth · 2017-08-06T21:11:03.039Z

Will our grandkids even know what php is!!!??

Mistersteve · 2017-08-06T21:58:56.358Z

I’ve never matched with anyone on Tinder.

Storiesofsomeonewiththefaceofatoilet.

Epimer · 2017-08-06T22:16:13.953Z

Mistersteve:

Storiesofsomeonewiththefaceofatoilet

Well that username probably isn’t helping.

whiterussian · 2017-10-09T17:48:53.315Z

I’m trying Tinder again. Have designed my profile specifically to scare off as many people as possible, so that only the really good ones will be left. I forget from time to time how extremely addictive the whole swiping thing is once you get started! Like a game that you want to finish or level up or something. I guess in my case “levelling up” would be to actually go on a date with someone off there.

anon35496508 · 2017-10-09T18:10:29.659Z

I downloaded Tinder when it first came out. There was no one at all who made me want to swipe left. So I deleted it. I went on Grindr but only received messages from elderly East Asian men. Why they’re attracted to me is a mystery. I met my current boyfriend (three and a half years ago) in a bar in Dalston.

jordan_229 · 2017-10-09T18:39:32.934Z

Dinner?

whiterussian · 2017-10-09T18:40:18.905Z

jordan_229:

Pizza?

FTFY

jordan_229 · 2017-10-09T18:41:03.029Z

Set up tinder as well. Met a couple really nice people, and someone I was really getting on with until I found out they were a massive Tory. Got another date on Wednesday, they’re definitely not a Tory so looking forward to it

whiterussian · 2017-10-09T18:43:13.160Z

One of the things I’ve done to filter out lots of people is to mention politics explicitly in my bio.

jordan_229 · 2017-10-09T18:55:05.332Z

Yeah your references to the far right is why I swiped left tbh

AQOS · 2018-08-14T09:54:59.814Z

A girl I’ve been talking to just said she doesn’t feel well. I tried to respond with ‘aww’, which of course, auto-corrected to ‘awesome’.

AQOS · 2018-08-14T09:59:13.129Z

Honestly though, ffs

AQOS · 2018-08-21T19:02:58.128Z

Nah

littlebirds · 2018-08-21T19:18:27.293Z

Yeah. A 28 year old girl called her interns (average age 25 at her organization, masters degree minimum) her “kids” (“don’t worry, I’m coming now my kids will do my work for me”). I called her out for being massively condescending and that I wouldn’t expect to hear something like that from someone her age and we had a bit of a barny.

Still went on the date, forgot about the argument. Just weren’t really that much of a match.

AQOS · 2018-08-21T19:20:24.377Z

Sorry you look nuts now cos I removed my post, but still that’s pretty great.

So glad I’ve saved an evening.

Bamnan · 2018-08-21T19:20:39.095Z

*28 year old woman

littlebirds · 2018-08-21T19:21:57.895Z

Bamnan · 2018-08-21T19:22:56.105Z

sorry just thought it was a fun irony!

AQOS · 2019-01-20T21:17:33.458Z

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