It’s lovely you’ve found a hobby making up ladies, and then putting them on a spreadsheet.
Sorry Em, don’t you mean ‘broads’?
Broads, you say?
Don’t you have to be suave to make it up to the level of broads?
Are vikings suave?
Why would a Viking need a spreadsheet? Surely he can just kidnap them?
But how do you keep track of where you’ve already pillaged otherwise?
Proper vikings remember this stuff.
LARPers love a spreadsheet.
That is true. They also love a fedora. That probably explains the attempted Viking/film noir crossover. Just need some kind of Seduction Artist accessory. They like fake fur things right?
Bless him, he’s trying hard to be a big hard man.
jOhN iS rAnDoM
At least he’s a big hard man with, ahem, broad interests
Bet Alan Partridge would make a spreadsheet of his imaginary women too. And give them rankings.
He used this to help him think up some names.
As an actual viking, I beg to differ.
Must be hard when you find all that monastery treasure under the bed but can’t remember where the hell it came from.
You have no idea!
I once met someone (friend of a friend) who claimed to have a similar spreadsheet to keep track of all the women he currently had “on the go” via internet dating
He was a bit of a knob - great story
I’ve Tindered a bit - my married friends all think it must be some amazing wonderland of casual hook ups
It’s really not - well not in my experience anyway.