Tinder Stories

It’s lovely you’ve found a hobby making up ladies, and then putting them on a spreadsheet.

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Sorry Em, don’t you mean ‘broads’?

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Broads, you say?

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Don’t you have to be suave to make it up to the level of broads?

Are vikings suave?

Why would a Viking need a spreadsheet? Surely he can just kidnap them?

But how do you keep track of where you’ve already pillaged otherwise?

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Proper vikings remember this stuff.

LARPers love a spreadsheet.

That is true. They also love a fedora. That probably explains the attempted Viking/film noir crossover. Just need some kind of Seduction Artist accessory. They like fake fur things right?

Bless him, he’s trying hard to be a big hard man.

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jOhN iS rAnDoM

At least he’s a big hard man with, ahem, broad interests

Bet Alan Partridge would make a spreadsheet of his imaginary women too. And give them rankings.

This the list?

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He used this to help him think up some names.

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As an actual viking, I beg to differ.

Must be hard when you find all that monastery treasure under the bed but can’t remember where the hell it came from.

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You have no idea!

I once met someone (friend of a friend) who claimed to have a similar spreadsheet to keep track of all the women he currently had “on the go” via internet dating

He was a bit of a knob - great story

I’ve Tindered a bit - my married friends all think it must be some amazing wonderland of casual hook ups

It’s really not - well not in my experience anyway.