When sharing a Twitter link, I manually change x.com back to twitter.com
Contribute to an office Spotify playlist then sit with my earbuds in all day because I don’t want to listen to my co-workers terrible music taste.
smile when I’m feeling sad, sometimes it works!
Slow down when I’m in the fast lane and a driver behind flashes me
Don’t pay for plastic bags when I need one at self-service
Theft that mate
… from the planet
I remove tracking parameters from urls
can you do that without going to jail?
…or are you in jail right now?
I decline all cookies
Marckee confirms he is not santa
Related: I’m implementing my own personal 20mph speed limit in built up areas. And why not? Doesn’t slow down your journey more than an absolutely negligible amount, safer, less polluting, winds up dickheads, saves fuel, just feels more psychologically calming.
When making tea and coffee for colleagues I “forget” to add sugar.
Reject all cookies
Mellow also confirms not being santa
Cross at zebra crossings even if there’s a really fast car about to drive over. It’s my right of way, dickhead.
I had no idea this was a thing. so do they put the playlist on for everyone to hear like the radio in the olden days?
my office would produce a truly atrocious group playlist I reckon (and yet somehow my contributions would end up being the least popular)
I refuse to go around to other peoples houses at Christmas.
Cba recycling anything other than cardboard so it all just goes in the bin.