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#216

Was the starter just nuts? If so easy mistake to make.

#217

think nandos has proper starters like wings, hummus etc, but they also have pre-starters for people who literally want to eat something on the walk back from the till to their table, which is nuts or olives I believe.

It was totally the guys fault for leaving his food unattended

#218

I kind of like her. She was lovely and friendly in a local pub near me the other week. But I’m sure that’s probably neither the first nor the last time it’s happened to her.

#219

Is yor user name yor real name or did you take on this username after the incident?

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#220

this is amazing

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#221

This is the Belle and Sebastian song Stuart Murdoch wishes he wrote :joy:

#222

Accurate - I can totally imagine Stuart Murdoch trying to stop a girl dumping him by saying he’d made a graph that ‘proved’ they should stay together :sweat_smile:

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#223

Amazing.

A guy broke up with me and when I asked him to give me a reason he said “because you’re wearing odd socks” … Okay, cool! BYEEE.

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#224

Did he mean “mismatched” or “made from the skin of my dead cat”? Because

#225

You know me too well :cat: :socks:

#226

Omg :fearful: What an absolute bellend. Back in 2013 my Irish ex broke up with me because his Swedish ex had started messaging him again - I was absolutely devastated and was totally insane for the next year, aggressively stalking her online and constantly ranting about this girl I didn’t know at all… I found out when we met up in January this year that he’d made it up because he was too much of a coward to tell me he had gone off me :grimacing:

#227

:neutral_face: Uggh. That’s very annoying… I’ve been there too with the aggressive online stalking and ranting :grimacing: My ex blatantly fancied a girl in his class at uni and she really liked him back, it was SOSOSO unbearably obvious and I asked him outright a million times, to which I was always met with “You’re being paranoid” … SO, obviously they ended up getting it on. TO BE FAIR, I did pull like 6 other guys whilst I was going out with him… HAHA, so errr, yeah, that was a silly relationship.

#229

I am joking as the old rogue made you dance in front of the mirror and yor name is Jazzballet

#231

used to get in trouble a lot in year 2 and was made to sit in the carpeted area in silence, once it happened at wet lunch and there was a play about cleopatra going on later in the gym, teacher took everyone across but I didn’t realise I was meant to be going with them so spent the first act sat there in silence before she came back for me

#232

Explain.

#233

a school lunch break where rather than go outside to the playground you stayed inside because of poor weather

#234

when it rains so stay inside and play junior scrabble

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#235

Bit funny calling it wet lunch. Just makes me think of soggy sandwiches. No one likes a soggy sandwich.

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