#219

Is yor user name yor real name or did you take on this username after the incident?

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#220

this is amazing

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#221

This is the Belle and Sebastian song Stuart Murdoch wishes he wrote :joy:

#222

Accurate - I can totally imagine Stuart Murdoch trying to stop a girl dumping him by saying he’d made a graph that ‘proved’ they should stay together :sweat_smile:

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#223

Amazing.

A guy broke up with me and when I asked him to give me a reason he said “because you’re wearing odd socks” … Okay, cool! BYEEE.

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#224

Did he mean “mismatched” or “made from the skin of my dead cat”? Because

#225

You know me too well :cat: :socks:

#226

Omg :fearful: What an absolute bellend. Back in 2013 my Irish ex broke up with me because his Swedish ex had started messaging him again - I was absolutely devastated and was totally insane for the next year, aggressively stalking her online and constantly ranting about this girl I didn’t know at all… I found out when we met up in January this year that he’d made it up because he was too much of a coward to tell me he had gone off me :grimacing:

#227

:neutral_face: Uggh. That’s very annoying… I’ve been there too with the aggressive online stalking and ranting :grimacing: My ex blatantly fancied a girl in his class at uni and she really liked him back, it was SOSOSO unbearably obvious and I asked him outright a million times, to which I was always met with “You’re being paranoid” … SO, obviously they ended up getting it on. TO BE FAIR, I did pull like 6 other guys whilst I was going out with him… HAHA, so errr, yeah, that was a silly relationship.

#229

I am joking as the old rogue made you dance in front of the mirror and yor name is Jazzballet

#231

used to get in trouble a lot in year 2 and was made to sit in the carpeted area in silence, once it happened at wet lunch and there was a play about cleopatra going on later in the gym, teacher took everyone across but I didn’t realise I was meant to be going with them so spent the first act sat there in silence before she came back for me

#232

Explain.

#233

a school lunch break where rather than go outside to the playground you stayed inside because of poor weather

#234

when it rains so stay inside and play junior scrabble

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#235

Bit funny calling it wet lunch. Just makes me think of soggy sandwiches. No one likes a soggy sandwich.

#236

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#238

Was quite a distressed child and this occasionally manifested itself in weird ways. Like in the lunch hall during lunch when one of our teachers got everyone (about 70 kids) to be quiet while she told us all that we can’t leave rubbish on the floor. I meant to kind of mutter “like you” as in “you’re rubbish” but I ended up shouting LIKE YOU somehow, then she came over and my mate was like “he said it” and I got up and was like “uh i was looking at something on the floor i didn’t mean you were rubbish or anything” etc etc. She just looked at me and said “you’re a weird child” and walked off.

Good memories.

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#239

I remember something similar happening to me when I was at school. Me and my friends had a really pointless obsession with imitating TV adverts as YouTube had not yet been invented. One lesson for a bet I shouted out ‘This is a test!’ which was off an advert that was on. The teacher turned around really angry and asked me to repeat myself. I panicked and asked ‘Is this a test?’, to which they just replied ‘no’ and walked off. Felt like Roger the Dodger for all of ten seconds

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#240

this whole thread reminds me of the ‘embarrassing interactions’ sections of this old
Russell Brand/Matt Morgan radio show (starts at 1.55)

#241

Wet lunch to me sounds like going to the pub in your lunch break.

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