TIP: The flat peaches in Tesco at the moment are A1


#1

49p a pack. Make sure you get the shortest dated ones. Truly outstanding.

(bought 4 non flat ones from Sains at the weekend for £2 and they were shite, inedible)


#2

thanks for the heads up.

what is a flat peach?


#3

Not really into peaches, if I’m honest.


#4

Who died and made you Martin Lewis? WHO?


#5

Martin Lewis.


#6

God rest his stingy soul.


#7


#8

fucking LOVE these, thanks


#9

that’s a doughnut peach mate.


#10

Whatever. barmcake


#11

aka “Saturn Peach”


#12

They were the new craze back in 2009


#13

Taste is not a fad


#14

You never see flat nectarines nearly as much


#15

sorry, supersweet or nothing.


#16

thanks


#17

We used to do them, but they could never get the quality sorted. So we just do doughnut peaches now


#18

I tried to be as nice as I could


#19

Same Old Brand New You by A1 was a banger


#20

I’ve always called them paraguayo peaches.