Tips For Boosting Yor Likes

  • post a picture of your dog/cat
  • post a picture of your haggis toaster
  • post a picture in general
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You have the highest likes:replies ratio of any other DiSer (min. likes 2000)

@ma0sm 2.16
@eltham 1.94
@jazzballet 1.90
@pervo 1.67
@casinobay 1.67
@overthehill 1.65
@83746725 1.55
@SenorDingDong 1.48
@sadpunk 1.44
@hexagram 1.44

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OK I’m going to press pause here.

Now class, what’s special about this reply? Anyone?

That’s right, one of the words also happens to be the name of a 90s trip-hop musician.

Now this is a great point to sign up a new account with the username Tricky and reply to this with something irreverent such as “you leave me out of this!”.

The likes won’t be for your main account, but you’ll still get that warm feeling on the inside.

For reference, see the reply by Alanis Morissette here that I created earlier:

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I’m coming for you, @83746725!

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Mostly bots

I’ve noticed in the morning threads, a few posts in, if you @ people specifically who have already posted and say morning to them then typically they will like your post. You’ve taken the time to say hello to them, It’s only polite they like your post back. BOOM! Potential 10 guaranteed likes.

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Yeah, the 90s.

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  1. Get a Cat
  2. Take pictures of said cat
  3. post a picture
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Oh also don’t forget the simmering half-beeve, whereby everyone’s liking each others posts but secretly wanting to cave their heads in with a shovel

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Wow, and I didn’t post a single fucking cat.

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Post a pet. Guaranteed 10+ likes
Post a pet in the Selfie thread. Guaranteed 20+ likes.

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Great point @witches!

Getting a reply in early in the morning thread is also crucial. If you’re not in the first 15 replies of the daily thread, don’t bother. There is literally no point unless your news is something like “just got engaged” in which case, you’d be better off creating an exclusive thread for this announcement.

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Done, done and done

he ate the bread first

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This is a great example of a weird AND funny combination. Great work @Ruffers!

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Always a good tactic.

Straight in with the correct answer and bosh - Good Reply

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simpsons.jpeg loosely based on the topic

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Make a glib comment towards @xylo: no likes.
Make a glib comment towards @xylo with a winky face: one like. :wink:

crosses fingers this bears out

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I don’t think AMA’s expire. I plan to bump them every time I have a key question for the relevant user or think of a new one

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724873

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Or this fella

image

Or this woman

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