Tips for boosting your lives


#1

Use fabric softener


#2

no no no no no


#3

Listen to 2 Unlimited


#4

Early Amy Winehouse lyrics needed a bit of work.


#5

Collect 100 rings or coins.


#6

Get your joke in before @nickds


#7

If you shave your face, get a double edge safety razor


#8

If you regularly iron stuff, get a decent iron.


#9

Just pipped you bastard.


#10

Sound tracked a fairly po-faced seminar talk about sustainable development in African nations during my degree with this


#11

use a mechanical pencil


#12

for what


#13

jotting stuff down


#14

and scratching your ear.


#15

consume not the flesh of the ass or the canine


#16

cwbaft


#17

catch a fairy in a bottle.


#18

it already comes in bottles m9 they’ve been mugging you off here


#19

:smiley:


#20

Early Girls Aloud lyrics needed work.