Use fabric softener
no no no no no
Listen to 2 Unlimited
Early Amy Winehouse lyrics needed a bit of work.
Collect 100 rings or coins.
Get your joke in before @nickds
If you shave your face, get a double edge safety razor
If you regularly iron stuff, get a decent iron.
Just pipped you bastard.
Sound tracked a fairly po-faced seminar talk about sustainable development in African nations during my degree with this
use a mechanical pencil
jotting stuff down
and scratching your ear.
consume not the flesh of the ass or the canine
catch a fairy in a bottle.
it already comes in bottles m9 they’ve been mugging you off here
Early Girls Aloud lyrics needed work.