Tips for boosting your lives

Use fabric softener

no no no no no

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Listen to 2 Unlimited

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Early Amy Winehouse lyrics needed a bit of work.

Collect 100 rings or coins.

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Get your joke in before @nickds

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If you shave your face, get a double edge safety razor

If you regularly iron stuff, get a decent iron.

Just pipped you bastard.

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Sound tracked a fairly po-faced seminar talk about sustainable development in African nations during my degree with this

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use a mechanical pencil

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for what

jotting stuff down

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and scratching your ear.

consume not the flesh of the ass or the canine

cwbaft

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catch a fairy in a bottle.

it already comes in bottles m9 they’ve been mugging you off here

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Early Girls Aloud lyrics needed work.