TKC's Christmas Song Advent Calendar

I like these

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I can’t wait to see how high this places…

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A fatphobic title, wouldnt expect anything less from that fraud!

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Going well, then.

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Cheers!

Always a good sign of a rich body of music, that you definitely won’t get tired of hearing when it’s blasted at you without your consent for six weeks, that the top 50 from someone who likes Christmas songs includes “Bing Crosby” and “Cliff Richard.”

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Looks like BANTA clause is coming to town!

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The Cheeky Girls and Fast Food Rockers rightly fuming at their omission

Apparently it was about a friend of his called Yoursday who had just moved in with his girlfriend, and she wouldn’t let him watch the football on Sky Sports!

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is this the episode when he pisses himself in a basket of washing even tho mark rylance tells him to go for a piss beforehand?

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fucking hate bing so much

bing crosby > bing internet > bing shithead rabbit twat

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Bing Crosby used to regularly visit my home town in the 60s to go fishing. Everyone of a certain age in the town claims to have met Bing Crosby. That’s my Bing Crosby story, you’re welcome.

When even the singer can’t be arsed to complete the song and tries to hurry it along by doing some humming, you know its a Christmas turkey and yer man Johnny Mathis is no exception. Christmas songs just shouldnt really be ponderous. More songs about mince pies please, roll on Shakey!

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Johnny Mathsis, as he’s known in this country

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This is a fucking classic, man!

Also gave us this

Still a few more days of dross ahead, sorry

It would be a tap-in to comment on your general posting here, wouldn’t it?

Try it!

You try it, shithead!

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I’ve had enough stress today listening to Johnny Mathis

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