TMI Thread (Rolling)


#1

just had one of those fybogel packets as i’m not very regular at the moment. got anything you’d like to overshare?


#2

any movement yet


#3

nothing yet, still experiencing some slight discomfort


#4


#5

Got the shits in the airport on the way back from my work trip the other day. I can only describe the flight as “harrowing”.

Stuffed myself full of imodium to get through it. Didn’t poo for four days (which is frankly good going for a double dose of that stuff). My farts still sound a bit… strangled.


#6

Last poo was Saturday. Feel fine


#7

it’s not just a thread about pooing, guys


#8

Flatmates got someone back and have been loudly shagging most of the day.
Even did a bit of hoovering earlier, point was missed.


#9

Shout out some requests.


#10

TMPI


#11

honestly don’t really understand how it’s possible when i have a diet of mainly coffee and burritos but whayagonnado


#12

Think you need more water and/or a bigger run up.


#13

i definitely need to drink more water, permanently dehydrated. feels really alien to me when i’m well hydrated.


#14

really hope no one asks me why i’m laughing out loud here

“just picturing a constipated guy running ass first at a toilet as fast as he can then jumping on it trying to fling the shite out” :neutral_face:


#15

I’ve got a gif for this but I’m not going to post it.


#16

I forgot to put antiperspirant on this morning. I smell.

Why from only one armpit tho? Why?


#17

Have you tried rubbing one armpit with the other one to even it out?


#18

Is this a trick you try on people like the lick your own elbow thing?


#19

my friend was telling me the other day about how their 4 year old has been eating some dairylea or some kinda cheap processed cheese and it’s given her BO in one armpit because it’s brought on some weird early hormonal reaction :nauseated_face: fucking gross


#20

I never play tricks on people.