Toast (multi poll thread)


#1

Settle an office-based disagreement…

A round of toast is…

  • A single slice
  • Two slices
  • Any number of slices serves at one time

0 voters


#2

I prefer…

  • Lightly toasted
  • Well toasted
  • I’m a Tory

0 voters


#3
  • Butter
  • Marg

0 voters


#4

I’ll get a round in


#5

*served, obviously.

(SO BLOODY IRATE!)


#6

How is Jean?


#7

She’s on a touch-typing refresher course in Tredegar, against my better judgement i might add. She’s not the woman she was, but she’s been here since 1986 so we can’t get rid of her without an employment tribunal. It’s costing me £10,920 a year for a morning coffee and for someone to Febreeze the shitters.


#8

Hey, she’s the one who has to suffer time in Tredegar.


#9

I’ve never heard the term ‘a round of toast’!


#10

northern thing. my mum (from Liverpool) refers to things as ‘rounds’ all the time.


#11

Found it strange when my wife thought I was having 4 slices the other day when I said I was having a ‘couple of rounds of toast’. I thought she was the one in the wrong - having just seen the results of that poll though, it’s clear that a lot of you are wrong too.


#12
  • White
  • Brown
  • Wholemeal
  • Some pretentious nonsense
  • Steven

0 voters


#13

Granary wholemeal.


#14

ffffFire… the nYOO…clear weapons


#15

yeah this is literally the first time i’ve ever heard this phrase


#16

Steven. Steven, can you hear me?

  • Who’s this prick?
  • Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango

0 voters


#17

Sourdough pls


#18

That’ll be £6 please.


#19

Cut into

  • Rectangles (horizontally)
  • Triangles (diagonally)

0 voters


#20

oooh just realised where harry potter diagon alley comes from!