#24

barbarian

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#25

I’m still not really into toast.

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#26

I seem to remember violent debate on this here board about the merits of tiger bread.

Clearly makes the best toast but I’m aware this is not a universally held view.

I’ve actually gone off sourdough recently. Eaten too much of it.

#27

aw tiger bread. its like Peroni or something in that we all used think it was so superior to ordinary bread/beer and now we realise its just the same cos we have real poncey stuff to fuss over

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#28

What is the Tory option here? Burnt to a crisp? Warm bread?

#29

Yeah you might be right. Still think it’s an absolute winner. Fried egg on tiger bread toast remains the absolute best combo in my mind.

I’ll tell you what I don’t like, Smee, and that’s bread with loads of stuff in it. “Oh this one’s got walnuts and olives and bits of iron pyrites in it”. Not for me thanks - just give me some bread.

#30

cant believe the number of shitehawks pretending they think a round of toast is two pieces or (worse) however many pieces of toast you want! outfuckingrageous

#31

Burnt to a cinder and then comparing it to a racial epithet of someone from the Caribbean or Africa.

#32

almost 100% with you here. especially don’t like olives in bread (most of the time). However, give me a few rounds of that toast that is like a hot cross bun in a loaf any day of the week. Why do I never buy this?

#33

Yes I too like a hot cross bun etc but in that instance I am opting in to having stuff in there. At lunch on Sunday there was a selection of bread rolls and every single one had stuff in them. Like sultanas and olives and dates and stuff. When did a BREAD ROLL become too much to ask.

#34

A round of toast is two slices. I checked with the etymology department at work today.

If it was one piece there would have been no need for the term.

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#35

Garlic? Bread?!

#36

this has made me look it up and it turns out the oed reckons its one slice of bread but also a sandwich made from two slices of bread, which is ridiculous because no one has ever said ~a round of sandwich~

#37

I guess it’s up to you whether you want to trust the Oxford English Dictionary or the etymology department of the seventh biggest made-up paper merchants in Tameside then…mate.

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#38

In recent weeks sourdough has been held up by Geoff Barrow as a signifier of gentrification in Bristol.

#39

have you been nominated for young Tameside businessman of the year again this year?

#40

Unequivocally one piece round my way. My folks always used to say it (that doesn’t make it right). And, yeah, they also used to refer to a sandwich (two slices, but one sandwich) as a round of sandwiches (also doesn’t make it right).

#41

I’m 28 now mate.

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#42

Is two slices a brace of toast?

#43

“How many slices of toast would you like with your breakfast?”
“A hat trick please, mum.”

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