Toast Station [Audit]

Got a little toast station on the go at work here. Help yourselves from the following options.

Bread (sponsored by hovis)

  • White
  • Wholemeal
  • Granary
  • Seed Sensations
  • Farmhouse

0 voters

No. of slices

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4

0 voters

Butter

  • Butter
  • Marge
  • Non-dairy spread
  • None

0 voters

  • Strawberry Jam
  • Blackcurrant Jam
  • Lemon Curd
  • Marmalade
  • Peanut butter (smooth)
  • Peanut butter (crunchy)
  • Marmite
  • Nutella
  • None

0 voters

can I have some hummous?

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Degree of toasting, 1= limp bread 7= cremated

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7

0 voters

I’ll have to put in a formal request to the office manager

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:pray:

Can I shock you?

a selection of 5 breads here is insane by the way. is this real life?

Does your work provide you with toast?

  • Y
  • N
  • depends

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No sourdough? What is this classiest crap?

Here we go

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sir this is a subway

they took away the toaster because we (I) couldn’t be trusted

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How much are Big Toast paying you to keep tabs on me ffs

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Where the fuck is raspberry jam??

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Strawberry and raspberry jam are the same there I said it

3 Likes

It does vary, these are just the usual suspects

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Some pâté please.

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Get out.

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This is completely unacceptable.

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