Toblerone

  • I could eat a whole one in a single sitting
  • I could not

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Feel free to ponder other foodstuffs

Box of wheat minis

No poll

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TOBY LE RONE.

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Full sized watermelon

  • I could eat a whole one in a single mouthful
  • I could eat a whole one in a single sitting
  • I could eat a whole one in a single day
  • I could not

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Fucking hell. Toblerones come in many sizes. I think @anon19035908 or someone made this mistake the other day as well. Pull yourselves together!

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what?! you claiming that even in a hostage situation you couldn’t finish a toblerone? come off it

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Bulb of garlic (don’t have to eat the skin or core bit)

  • I could eat a whole one in a single mouthful
  • I could eat a whole one in a single sitting
  • I could eat a whole one in a single day
  • I could not

0 voters

Literally any amount of chocolate whatsoever

  • Will eat it all in one sitting and regret it

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How temperamental are the kidnappers?

I’ll have toblertwo if they’re available!

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Can confirm:

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food of the gods, innit? Remember as a kid I would get a triangle off my mum and it was the best thing ever. Now I can have as many pieces as I want and you can’t stop me, mum!!11

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oh wow

fucking love the internet

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He’s just far away

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this guy always gets something for pudding in the videos I’ve seen of him. Like eats equivalent of 12 full english and then orders some ice cream. Next level

thought it was one of those really misleading thumbnails, but it is actually fuckin massive tbf

@anon29812515 is right, please clarify which Toblerone this poll refers to.

Toblerones:

  • only ever bought at UK airports (along with shortbread)
  • no, i buy these outside airports too.

0 voters

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Did I fuck. That’s libellous.