I’ve got today and the weekend off, if anyone can tell me what day I’m on, cheers! xx
Today’s my Sunday because that’s my fun day is the only one I have ever heard.
today is your saturday bank holiday weekend
Saturday 1
YOU ABOUT TODAY? I’M IN WINCHESTER AND BORED.
I AM NOT
Aw maaaaaaaan!
COULD POSSIBLY BE AROUND FOR 1pt OF AN ALCOHOLIC OR NON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE AROUND 4ISH?
It’s a date. Queens?
You two are so fucking easy to stalk
Come along. One more person and we can get a pitcher
Ok.
Where am I right now?
On the toilet.
No u r
I went for a sit down piss especially so I could reply from the loo right now
today is also my saturday
which is why I didn’t feel so bad that my train journey was massively delayed last night
Hope you gave the seat a precautionary wipe
On the internet
Y’know what, I didn’t!