Toilet Scientists


#1

Haven’t really made any advances in decades, have they? Nothing to improve skidmark prevention, odour suppression, something to clean your ring (not separate bidet) or maybe a waterless system.

What other professions are bone idle?


#2

Marckee’s about to talk about Japan.


#3

I can see him! He’s coming everyone!

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#4

#5

They have better toilets in Japan.


#6

Those toilet seats with the bidet extension are all over the place in Asia


#7

You do get waterless toilets. And the others are on Japanese toilets.

The barrier is customers being unwilling to adopt them, apparently.


#8

V.I.Poo is £5 a bottle.


#9

Those are the air deodorising crew, not your bog men or women!


#10

Check out Balonz with his Science Toilet


#11

this is a thing. my parents have a toilet that squirts water at you for bum cleaning purposes.


#12

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#13

On a scale of 1-7 how Japanese are your parents?


#14

Bill Gates was big into this a while ago wasn’t he


#15

This will never not be funny


#16

Don’t understand the technology that gets it to aim so perfectly.


#17

I’m willing marckee. Very willing.


#18

Toilets in Muslim countries have a bum hose which is great (all toilet usage is followed by cleaning with water, every mozzer household will likely have bathroom jugs for this)


#19

not at all japanese, so i guess 1? (i feel like 0 would be a more appropriate answer, but the scale you’ve opted for doesn’t allow for that)


#20

Yeah I have hosed my anus in Asia. Also chucked buckets of water down to flush.