Just thinking of that league of gentlemen bit with the self-lowering lavatory seat and no solids.
Guys, new shit lid is arriving today!!!
i got a new toilet set about a year ago because my old one was a bit rubbish. went with a glittery looking one, mostly so i can now refer to my toilet as the Glitter Shitter.
Hurry up!
Fucking hell, my new doorbell has arrived but apparently my other parcel is on the second van to come later and I have to pick my son up in 20 minutes!!! NIGHTMARE!!!
DECISION TIME!!!
It’s here.
havve a nice weekend
Hawe a nice one yourself pal x
Sorry guys, forgot to give you an update!
Love it! Great shitting. I haven’t skidded the pan at all yet. Not sure if my wife has curled one out though so not sure about her anal positioning.
Terrific stuff!
Hi everybody. I was going to start a new thread about this but I really don’t think it warrants one. Please can we have a toilet seat stability audit? They’re such notoriously wobbly fuckers. I propose a poll where 10 is solid as a rock and 1 is off it’s hinges. For the sake of clarity let’s say this applies to your main household toilet, as I know people frequent many toilets in their day-to-day life.
0 voters
thanks for your time
can’t stand a wobbly loo seat
It makes it so dangerous and exciting
I answered 10 as my seat is rock solid
however a bolt has sheared on the actual toilet (one that attaches it to the floor) - so my overall toilet experience is “wobbly as fuck”
Thought the big man was back, you big tease
yeah me too - sad times
woah. There’s a whole other poll there for the taking.
@grievoustim Really sorry guys. Didn’t mean to get your hopes up.
Never replaced all the toilet seats in my house. Seems I don’t even have principles any more! Also, toilet seats are waayyyyyyy more expensive than they should be.
Has anybody tried reverse psychology? Fuck off @anon29812515 and don’t come back you hot air balloon berk.
