Hurry up!
Fucking hell, my new doorbell has arrived but apparently my other parcel is on the second van to come later and I have to pick my son up in 20 minutes!!! NIGHTMARE!!!
DECISION TIME!!!
It’s here.
havve a nice weekend
Hawe a nice one yourself pal x
Sorry guys, forgot to give you an update!
Love it! Great shitting. I haven’t skidded the pan at all yet. Not sure if my wife has curled one out though so not sure about her anal positioning.
Terrific stuff!
Hi everybody. I was going to start a new thread about this but I really don’t think it warrants one. Please can we have a toilet seat stability audit? They’re such notoriously wobbly fuckers. I propose a poll where 10 is solid as a rock and 1 is off it’s hinges. For the sake of clarity let’s say this applies to your main household toilet, as I know people frequent many toilets in their day-to-day life.
0 voters
thanks for your time
can’t stand a wobbly loo seat
It makes it so dangerous and exciting
I answered 10 as my seat is rock solid
however a bolt has sheared on the actual toilet (one that attaches it to the floor) - so my overall toilet experience is “wobbly as fuck”
Thought the big man was back, you big tease
yeah me too - sad times
woah. There’s a whole other poll there for the taking.
@grievoustim Really sorry guys. Didn’t mean to get your hopes up.
Never replaced all the toilet seats in my house. Seems I don’t even have principles any more! Also, toilet seats are waayyyyyyy more expensive than they should be.
Has anybody tried reverse psychology? Fuck off @anon29812515 and don’t come back you hot air balloon berk.
Was previously operating at a 1 but our bathroom flooded and the toilet was replaced so we’re at a good 8 or so now.
Can confirm that we did NOT get a lid for our toilet seat before we moved out four months after this post was made.
A nice happy ending. Have only experienced a 1 in a pub type scenario and it is hellish
