Toilets at School

#1

The primary school that my eldest is going into is refurbishing the shit hole toilets over the summer to replace with mostly unisex cubic ones.

Obviously, as a non dick head, this is a great move.

The community Facebook page is having a riot with it.

Any funny toilet at school stories? I have loads but it is dinner time. I’ll be back.

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#2

Boys standing at the urinals with theirs trousers and pants round their ankles, sometimes arching their backs trying to piss as high up the wall as they can.

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#3

28 years old etc

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#4

I walked into a block of toilets in secondary school to some kids a few years above me selling weed. Got smashed in the face for my troubles.

#5

Dunno how I would feel about this, boys and girls were horrible to each other at my school

#6

I got bullied into pissing on a kid’s trainers when I was maybe 11. Got in a load of shit and then snitched :sunglasses:

We also used to spend a lot of time trying to piss on the low toilet ceiling when I was 10 or so.

#7

Actually don’t remember ever going to toilet at school, think maybe I just held it in until I got home

#8

I got my arse skelped for pissing in a corner of the playground when I was 5.

#9

Crikey!

#10

Rowan was known to many folks as “log boy” in year 5. Kids can be so cruel.

#11

At secondary school, aye. Think we were all massively dehydrated tbh. That and the fact there were about 10 toilets (and I mean actual toilets, not rooms with toilets in) between 1,500 pupils.

#12

holy shit yeah, never thought about this before but I had what like one tiny carton of juice every day and that was it. Forgot that you don’t go and make a cup of tea in school

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#13

One of the funniest and best bits you can do as an adult man.

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#14

Somebody I know does this in clubs. Odd fellow

#15

Tommy did a shit in the urinal and they put a toilet ban in place. (Register of who went and when, but to my mind it was a BAN) I pissed myself as a result. 28 years old I was.

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#16

Don’t remember going to the toilet at all at school. As has already been pointed out, never drunk that much at school.

Boys not flushing the toilet after having a shit while at primary school. I think that’s about it on the funnies.

Out of interest, OP, what has been the reaction on the community Facebook page to unisex toilets?

#17

It’s on accounts of how it’s properly funny I’d imagine. Sounds like a good lad this one, good boy, a proper good boy.

#18

Saw someone doing this in the pub on Saturday, no mates with him or anything, just loving life

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#19

Still refer to this as ‘a primary school pish’. Usually give anyone who does this a wide berth.

On the other hand, I do enjoy walking into public bogs and seeing an old fella standing at the urinal going about his business with his hands on his hips. Really cracks me up.

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#20

This guy calls it a schoolboy piss
As I said, odd guy

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