Tom Hardy rap mixtape from 1999


#1

#2

My name is bane and I’m here to say
I don’t like batman in a major way


#3

My name is Max and I’m here to say
We’ve got no water but that’s OK

(haven’t actually seen the film)


#4

I’m a spitfire pilot and I’m here to say
That I’m helping with a mission over Normandy

I’m aware Dunkirk isn’t in Normandy


#5

My name is Locke and I’m here to say
My accents aren’t up to Olivier


#6

My name is Alfie Solomons and I’m hear to say
Shalom bitches; let’s bake fuckin’ bread all day!


#7

My names Charles Bronson and I’m here to say
I’m piling on my debt to socie-tay


#8

My name is the bad guy from Star Trek Nemesis and I’m here to say
This film is terrible


#9

My name is Ron and I’m here to say
I’m also my brother Reggie Kray


#10

My name is Tom and I’m here to say
All da muthas love me on CBBC


#11

I’m the guy from Warrior, I’m here to say
Men only bond in a violent way

Because they are so emotionally limited


#12

My name is… My name is Eames… My name is Eames and I’m here to say… and I’m here to say… Eames and I’m here to say
What the fuck’s happening anyway?


#13

My name’s navajo and I’m here to say
this isn’t even quite as shite as you’d imagine, eh?


#14

My name is Tuck and I’m here to say
No more Chris Pine films, no way


#15

My name is Uncredited Stormtrooper of the First Order and I’m here to say
They cut my cameo, DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM???