You will need
• a plum
• a laptop or computer with a microphone. Or of course your phone
Having acquired the plum, and finding yourself some privacy if needs be, you will sit/stand within usual work/leisure range of the device, go to vocaroo, and attempt to eat a plum making as little noise as is humanly possible. Post the result on here.
There is only one judge, which is me. The winner will receive additional plums, which i will buy for them.