Tomorrow's challenge: Eating a plum as quietly as you can


#1

You will need

• a plum
• a laptop or computer with a microphone. Or of course your phone

Having acquired the plum, and finding yourself some privacy if needs be, you will sit/stand within usual work/leisure range of the device, go to vocaroo, and attempt to eat a plum making as little noise as is humanly possible. Post the result on here.

There is only one judge, which is me. The winner will receive additional plums, which i will buy for them.


#2

I don’t like plums tho


#3

i will allow an apricot as a substitute here.(although i will increase the volume of all apricottal submissions + 10% because they are by nature a quieter fruit)


#4

I don’t like plums or apricots


#5

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#6

what kind of sicko wants to hear people’s eating noises?


#7

Bonus points if people can hear ‘yanny’ (or ‘laurel’, if they’re old) in the sounds you make.


#8

ah that’s fine thought because there’s an age limit on the competition so anyone younger than a toddler can’t compete anyway


#9

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#10

ASMR weirdos


#11

hey man there are many types of ASMR weirdo


#12

Thank god


#13

you’re welcome, son


#14

:heart_eyes:


#15

exactly:

plum ones
others


#16

Young, dumb and full of plum


#17

I won’t be doing this. Sorry.


#18

i think you will buddy


#19

I remember a T-shirt advertised in the back of Viz that said

If I told ya
That I loved ya
Would ya
Suck my plums

No pun, no nothing really.