To be clear : the bad parts of the choices is Leslie garrett and rugby. the good bits are mamma Mia and Prince Harry

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I like gingers too

tonight matthew, I’m going to be…

Summer: Golf - weather is nice, Venice smells and you can’t move for people

Winter: Too cold and rainy for golf, Venice is freezing but still lovely and theres less tourists

  • Karaoke night at an Irish pub in benidorm
  • Full moon party with some lads on their gap year

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  • Walk home with Michael Gambon and let him stay at yours.
  • 6 hour train ride with Judy Dench (no table) and late dinner (you’re paying).

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Would rather go on the smash with Paul

That one can be arranged.

Lad

Walk home all the way from work?

  • Fist fight with Michael Gove
  • Charlie Bigham’s for one, 2 cans of high wire and an episode of grand designs

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  • vale tudo with a tory of your choice
  • chippy supper, 6 cans of stella and a couple of doobies

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  • Nandos with Ronnie pickering
  • Bella italia with the citizens arrest bloke
  • Byron burger with the cat bin lady

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this has fucking done me

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Put your hands on the car and prepare to DINE, more like

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Dooley is an annoying screen presence but seems like a decent enough person.

Misread it as Johnny Vegas. Who is Johnny Vaughan?

the star of hit noughties sitcom “orrible”

I reckon I’d win him over and he’d stop being a bastard by the end

Him off of The Big Breakfast with Denise van Outen.

I always mix him up with Jamie Theakston for some reason.