Tonight would you rather


#21

Summer: Golf - weather is nice, Venice smells and you can’t move for people

Winter: Too cold and rainy for golf, Venice is freezing but still lovely and theres less tourists


#22
  • Karaoke night at an Irish pub in benidorm
  • Full moon party with some lads on their gap year

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#23
  • Walk home with Michael Gambon and let him stay at yours.
  • 6 hour train ride with Judy Dench (no table) and late dinner (you’re paying).

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#24

Would rather go on the smash with Paul


#25

That one can be arranged.


#26

Lad


#27

Walk home all the way from work?


#28
  • Fist fight with Michael Gove
  • Charlie Bigham’s for one, 2 cans of high wire and an episode of grand designs

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#29
  • vale tudo with a tory of your choice
  • chippy supper, 6 cans of stella and a couple of doobies

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#30
  • Nandos with Ronnie pickering
  • Bella italia with the citizens arrest bloke
  • Byron burger with the cat bin lady

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#31

this has fucking done me


#32

Put your hands on the car and prepare to DINE, more like


#33
  • Escape room with Stacey Dooley
  • Two hours in a lift with Morrissey

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#34

Dooley is an annoying screen presence but seems like a decent enough person.


#35

Misread it as Johnny Vegas. Who is Johnny Vaughan?


#36

the star of hit noughties sitcom “orrible”


#37

I reckon I’d win him over and he’d stop being a bastard by the end


#38

Him off of The Big Breakfast with Denise van Outen.

I always mix him up with Jamie Theakston for some reason.