Too many ways of massaging people, it's got to stop

There’s…

Back
Indian Head
Oil

I could go on

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I agree. Let’s go back to icy cube.

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Underrated

do you like massages

  • yes
  • no

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Deoends

Paid = no
Unpaid = yes

After watching Panorama this week I don’t ever want to think about massages again.

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I love being massaged. My boyfriend has to stroke behind my ears every night.

Also my cat has started kneading my tummy and it’s really nice if I have trapped wind.

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Had a massage at a fancy spa last week, it was a work thing (don’t ask). It managed to be both relaxing and anxiety inducing at the same time, but on balance I think I enjoyed it

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Will you give me a massage?

  • Er, no
  • Yes for money
  • Yes for free

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Yes for one in return please

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The joy of a paid massage is you don’t have to do it back

Never had a professional one but I’ve been told to spend £100 at a spa so considering it.
Love being stroked really gently.
Love being rubbed.
Think I’d probably appreciate a massage.
:thinking:,

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sports massages where they try to make you cry are sort of nice in a perverted way

not into relaxing one’s though

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Alright, nan!

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Not really comfortable with paying people to touch me. And I don’t mind giving a massage back :woman_shrugging:

We have a masseuse at work once a week. I’ve seen her twice in 11 years on accounts of a running injury. My shins hurt, she went straight for the arse. Awful stuff.

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Never had a professional massage, just assume professionals must be good at things.

bet they’d go straight for the arse no matter what part was hurting

‘tight shoulders eh? probably yr glutes. here, bite down on this’

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