Toothpaste down my top

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Normally, I’d clean it off with water
then change my t-shirt
Today?
I’ll just live with it.

There will just be toothpaste down my top today.

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It’s important to me that you are all informed

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I know, I know it’s serious

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Told a tale on you

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Ant I’ve ruined so many good mornings and outfits by dribbling toothpaste down myself. It’s why I like to brush my teeth in the shower

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I bet it had charcoal in it

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I bet ant’s an aquafresh guy

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That’s what you areeeee

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Reminds me baby of you

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Oral B Pro Expert

(“I didn’t even know Oral B made a toothPPPaste”)

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This is a really good tip. During lockdown, however, I’ve taken to having an evening bath instead.

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Tone’s Toothpaste Trickle
  • People will think it’s cum
  • People will think it’s toothpaste
  • People will think something else
  • People won’t think

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My grindr bio

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People will think that I’ve cum on myself, chest high, first thing in the morning?

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Lying down in bed, aiming for your own mouth.

Missed.

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Yeah, it’s my toothpaste of choice (or, you could say, it’s the toothpaste that I choose)

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keep going…

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I never miss. NEVER.

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Think it was Limmy who gave me this tip. He said that people naturally lean forward cause they assume the toothpaste is gonna spill out of their mouth, so instead tip your head back and it’ll help contain it.
Appreciate this is of no help to you now, though. Godspeed x

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What if you gag on the toothpaste and end up coughing it everywhere though?