Toothpaste down my top

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Squeeze your thumb and hum x

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Well Kermo, I have my community friend Desk to thank for the fact that I am no longer a sink leaner. I think what happened today was just a case of carelessness more than technique. I took my eye off the ball and came a cropper. It’s taught me a valuable lesson, I have to ALWAYS be on. I am not allowed the luxury of an off day.

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Toothbrushing Style
  • Open mouth because it’s better
  • Open mouth but know I should have it closed
  • Closed mouth because it’s better
  • Closed mouth but know I should have it open
  • Some sort of hybrid dependent on which area of the mouth you’re addressing and frankly find this poll ridiculous
  • Other

0 voters

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I was right

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Tone, we’re all human. These things happen to the best of us. Life has been stressful to say the least lately and I for one wouldn’t dream of blaming you for not giving tooth brushing your total undivided attention. The mind wanders. What’s important is to learn and grow, which I’m sure you have. X

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Haha!

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:rofl:

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Your kindness and wisdom know no bounds

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Do this all the time, must be something wrong with my mouth

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Hello, my friend once told me in sixth form that in the morning he’d actively cum on his chest so it forces him to get out of bed and get ready for the day

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My darling partner once spent £6 on a little tin of eco friendly, chemical free ‘Truth Paste’ from the little no waste shop near us. It was fucking disgusting.

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“and now he’s my boss!”

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That is my anecdote about toothpaste

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I clean my teeth before I get dressed, these days. It’s safer that way.

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Saying the thread title to the tune of this

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Did that for a while but was told it’s not hygienic using hot water to rinse.

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Pretty smart idea tbf. Maybe I’ll do that from now on

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Yessss this is it this is the tweet

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Yesterday, I had an earworm that was going “What you gonna do with all that cum, all that cum inside those balls?” to the tune of “What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?” and I nearly made a thread about it.

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Yeah, I know! That’s why I didn’t post it!

It led to me thinking about a kind of satirical scenario in which a handsome man is being cat-called and hounded by women on the street and they’re yelling stuff like “Where do you think you’re going with all that cum?” etc

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