Top 3 Things Ever

  1. Being In Love
  2. The buzz after playing live
  3. Post Health Anxiety Relief

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  1. Popping bubble wrap
  2. Finally peeing when you’ve been desperate for ages
  3. Finally dislodging a popcorn kernel from your teeth after ages
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just thinking about these three things is getting me buzzing. I think maybe there’s a way to enjoy your feelings second hand

I agree about sex with your boyfriend.

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  1. sex
  2. drugs
  3. sausage rolls
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Don’t tell my girlfriend.

oh yeah I think sex is good too btw

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When you really think you’ve lost your phone/keys/purse then you find them

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fucking hell that’s so great I once got so stressed about losing my wallet I trashed my house and then found it down the back of the sofa ahahaha waaaaanker

Monster Munch Pickled Onion
Monster Munch Roast Beef
Monster Munch Flamin’ Hot

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this list is in reverse order right?

actually I don’t give a fuck about roast beef but flamin’ hot is a clear no.1

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  • Not being sure of a password but having a go and turning out to be right first time
  • A really good toastie (like, really good)
  • When Bruce goes 1-2-3-4 The highway’s jammed with broken heroes…
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  1. Orgasm
  2. Scratching an itch
  3. Burning copies of The Guardian
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I remember when my mum was admitted to hospital for a while and I was so stressed I could feel myself getting chest pains, I lay down on my bro’s couch and his cat lay on my chest and I took a nap. Most tranquil sleep I’ve ever had, never wanted it to end. Do cats have special relaxing pheromones or something?

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  1. Beer gardens on a summers day
  2. Groundbreaking discoveries in science
  3. Eggs
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it’s my dream to one day be drunk with some people who like springsteen and then all sing that bit in a really dramatic way

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  1. Sleeping
  2. That elusive “lost in a dream odyssey for hours but ten minutes of real time has passed” pre-morning alarm feeling
  3. Dreaming in general

Yeh, the waking world is pretty overrated :wink:

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I’ve done it and I can confirm it feels gooooood

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sleep getting the respect it deserves in this thread

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