Top dogs

  • Schnitzel Von Krumm with a very low tum
  • Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony
  • Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay
  • Bottomley Potts covered in spots
  • Hercules Morse as big as a horse
  • Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy

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Zackary Quack m9

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Scarface Claw!

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What is this from? “Bottomley Potts all covered in spots” was lurking in the annals of my mind, quite uncanny to have it awakened. I feel weird.

It’s from here

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whatamess

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my daughter was bang into these when she was much smaller than she is now. That rhyme is carved into my brain now, and may never leave.

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When I read it

Hercules Morse gets a deep, strong-man voice

Bottomly Potts gets a posh, stuck up voice

Muffin McLay gets an old, army major voice where I can shake my cheeks like Richard Nixon

Bitzer Maloney is a high pitched cockney

Schnitzel Von Krumm is an uptight German stereotype

Good books imo!

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not sure about the rhyming scan here

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Hercules. Dunno about the practicalities of a horse-sized dog but I’d sure fucking love to see one.

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Was today years old when I realised I possess quite large Hairy MacLeary energy.

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Is that Whatamess?

it is!

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Prince Whatamess to you!

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