- Schnitzel Von Krumm with a very low tum
- Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony
- Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay
- Bottomley Potts covered in spots
- Hercules Morse as big as a horse
- Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy
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Zackary Quack m9
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Scarface Claw!
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What is this from? “Bottomley Potts all covered in spots” was lurking in the annals of my mind, quite uncanny to have it awakened. I feel weird.
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my daughter was bang into these when she was much smaller than she is now. That rhyme is carved into my brain now, and may never leave.
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When I read it
Hercules Morse gets a deep, strong-man voice
Bottomly Potts gets a posh, stuck up voice
Muffin McLay gets an old, army major voice where I can shake my cheeks like Richard Nixon
Bitzer Maloney is a high pitched cockney
Schnitzel Von Krumm is an uptight German stereotype
Good books imo!
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not sure about the rhyming scan here
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Hercules. Dunno about the practicalities of a horse-sized dog but I’d sure fucking love to see one.
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Was today years old when I realised I possess quite large Hairy MacLeary energy.
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Is that Whatamess?
it is!
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Prince Whatamess to you!
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