Top top footie banter

Team A supporter: What team do you support?
Team B supporter: Team B
Team A supporter: Well I guess somebody has to!

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What position do you play?
Left Back
LEFT BACK IN THE CHANGING ROOMS MORE LIKE?!!

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The fans of your team are bad and the fans of my team are good

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YOU’RE SHIT AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE

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Opposition player does something: That was really cynical and dirty, red card, he should leave the pitch.
Your teams player does same thing: Not that kind of player, just badly timed, he got some of the ball, the opposition dived.

Why o way o wayyyyy

Derby Countayyyy

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Team A supporter: I reckon Team B’s got a good chance this season
Team B supporter: Really?
Team A supporter: Yes, a good chance of getting relegated! Ho ho ho!

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Bergkamp, cmon, you’ve got 22 legs. use them.

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Nice of team A’s fans to come dressed up as plastic seats!!!

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Opposition keeper starts run up to take goal kick

"YOU FAT BASTARD!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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You only chant when you’re a goal or two up.

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…and if you’re a non-league keeper, the designated response here is to then turn to said supporter(s) and reply “Yeah? That’s because every time I shag your momma, she gives me a biscuit.”

I feel as though this has fallen out of use in recent years, and that really is a pity.

“Your free kick, which you had hoped to score from, has instead went a considerable distance over the crossbar, wheeeyyyy!”

Team A Supporter: “You’re not even from Manchester you Trafford Twats”

Top, top, top.

Any reference to fan TV in 2018
or in any other year

Yeah, those sports science snowflakes and their dietitians have a lot to answer for!

I rang up and asked what time kick off was. They said “Well, when can you get here!”

Team has a low turnout of fans

“You must have all arrived here on a form of manual transport popularised by Bart Simpson”

Shinji Ono misplaces a pass/misses the target/scores an own goal, etc.

… “more like Shinji Oh No!”