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What does that official behind the goals even do?!

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Archbishop Desmond
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What? I’ve always known it as:

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOO… BULLSHIT-AH!”

This referee is far from impartial!

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“you’re shit AAAAH” surely

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Variation on that I guess. Still hear it quite a bit at non-league level where the goalkeepers are more likely to still be carrying some timber.

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Police officers walking pitchside infront of supporters
Crowd: “It’s just like watching The Bill”

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Calling bullshit (ah) on this. Never in the history of football chanting has it ever been BULLSHIT-AH!

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Unless it was Mark E Smith doing the chanting

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Magnificent!

Maybe it was a particular thing where I was in south essex, but that’s definitely what we all used to shout.

gonna be a long journey for the Manchester fans going back to Surrey

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“YOU’RE SHIT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH” is fucking excruciating and is the reason why lower-league fans can have absolutely no claim to be better than their Premier League counterparts

Literally never heard that variation at my lower league club of choice

You’re a Bradford fan right? (Apologies if I’m mixing you up with someone else). Proper club, don’t count IMO.

Derby day banner banter:

“[Insert name of home team] welcomes all [Insert name of away team] fans to [Insert name of city they both play in] today.”

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can’t think of anything

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