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sorry for the disturbance, just testing the fire alarms are working.

carry on.

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Fuck sake, I was on the toilet

you may continue

Too late, the mood’s ruined now

Have Smashing Pumpkins been seen in the building?

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Might as well seize the opportunity

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ahm oot

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couldn’t this happen on a day with better weather?

ffs I don’t wanna go outside

this is just a fire alarm TEST, not a DRILL. can everyone PLEASE stay at their desks

you did receive an email explaining the procedure. the fire DRILL is EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY. not today.

thank you.
- the office manager

why is no one else out here

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Used to have a scheduled alarm test in my office every Thursday at 3. Always thought that if for whatever reason I wanted to torch the place and do as much damage as possible then I’d do it at 3 on a Thursday.