Topical Joke Graveyard

This thread is for topical jokes that are no longer relevant.

Explain the context that made them funny if you’d like, or not.

Q: How does Lethal Bizzle stay in shape?
A: Wii Fit yeah

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A team of physicists in Europe have developed a “cloak of invisibility.” The first order for one has been placed by Egypt’s President Hosni Mubarak.

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idg any of these

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When does Saddam Hussein have his dinner?

When Tariq Aziz!!

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Did you hear about Swampy having a heart attack?

The doctors warned him and tried to operate, but he wouldn’t have a bypass.

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Did you hear that Kenneth Starr has determined that it wasn’t semen on Monica Lewinsky’s dress? It was just soup.

Cock-a-leekie.

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why doesn’t Emu need viagra?

he already has a stiff rod

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What’s pink and smells of curry?

John Major’s penis

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“I’m just going to do my Gerry Adams impression”

*pretends to speak but without any sound coming out*

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everything about this is revolting

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What goes stiff after 3 strokes?

Princess Margaret.

Why should you not wear loose underpants in Russia?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why are there no aspirin tablets in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat 'em all!

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I can distinctly remember a Harry and Paul sketch about a gay Arsenal fan who said “I heard Henry took Adebayor up the Aliadiere”. Can’t find it online, pretty sure it happened