Topshop Plastic Jeans


#1

Wow.

http://www.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/moto-clear-plastic-straight-leg-jeans-6516990?bi=0&ps=20&Ntt=plastic%20jeans


#2

nice and clammy


#3



I…

Nah, I’m out.


#4

But why


#5

They look insanely uncomfortable.


#6

If it’s good enough for Iggy…

EDIT: photo removed as that was actually more NSFW than I thought :neutral_face:


#7

Edited that for you, as I wasn’t sure how many people wanted to see Iggy Pop’s schlong. EDIT AGAIN: ah you’re already on it. Still, can’t unsee :scream:


#8

Yeah, his weapon was nowhere near as obvious from the thumbnail on Google images :hotdog:

Apologies all round folks…


#9

Fantastic for pick pockets


#10

But then everyone would see what they’ve stolen


#11

Why aren’t hey calling them ‘trousers’? Surely you can’t have jeans made of plastic???

This actually reminds me of a Stainless Steel Rat book where he’s put in an ultra-secure prison where the prisoners all wear clear plastic dungarees only to be sure they aren’t hiding anything to help them escape.


#12

https://scontent.flhr4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18010569_1321224051248557_5422472782121693393_n.jpg?oh=cd2e5facf301878c219a2cfbba270c31&oe=5980B1A0


#13

Yeah I’d wear these, why not eh


#14

Probably wouldn’t go full iggy though, wear some shorts underneath like the model


#15

On Commando Tuesdays?


#16

Phwoar, bet you’ll get nice and moist wearing those


#17

Yeah not quite that brave. Reckon they’d be fun in festivals etc, £55 quid though ffs.


#18

Nah man, imagine walking round on day three as the sun beats down and you sweat out a horrific hangover. You’d be able to grow geraniums in them at that point.


#19

it’s like a rain coat for the ghetto fabulous


#20

Oh yeah you’d have to pick and choose yer days, especially if it’s wet outside. Just think they look alright tbh.