Come on then!
Only actual sports, not like polo and croquet and that.
Rowing - Expensive, only famous version of it is done by 2 toff universities
Sailing - Expensive, shit clothes, yachts etc.
Golf - Sexist, exclusive,
Cricket - Loads of jolly english tradition. MCC, colonialism
Equestrianism - Expensive, daft clothes, animal abuse, dancing horses
Rugby Union - Named after a private school, enjoyed by the royals
Tennis - steeped in ruddy bloody tradition, too polite, literally everything about wimbledon
Hockey - Just played by a load of double barrelled poshos. Making up the numbers really