Can’t believe youve voted against me.
Just remembered meo’s pornographic description of creme egg devourment, yowzer.
savoured yes, not disemboweled!!!
It’s my favourite thing that has ever happened on DiS.
link plz
I hope @anon44830896 doesn’t mind. I have already linked to this before. It really had an effect on me
Of course I don’t mind. I’m just trying to get the people to wake up to how you’re supposed to eat a creme egg!
(i’m saying creme as in hem)
and this, everyone, is why meows is the Best DiSer Of All Time
Cadbury fan fiction.
When I used to eat like twirls or a regular cadbury bar, I’d dunk that in my cup of tea and then just suck the whole thing until it’s all melty and gone basically.
My friend also says she used to put a dairy milk in between her thighs to melt and then squeeze it out like a frube
Eye twitches
faints
Oh mate this is fantastic!
Going to apply for a job in a cat centre, presumably working with cats
Also, as I’m free on Saturday, my mam’s asked if I can give a lift to her and her friend, so I’m thinking about what the weirdest music I can put on in the car is
really tempted to bang on some Shellac
I will regularly stick Lindt balls between my thighs/in my bra to melt the chocolate a bit before eating. No shame.
guys its not even thu-
oh wait, carry on
oh my god
I really picked a good day to come back.