Tory Tory Tory (polls)

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please submit and truthfully answer polls to work out who on the boards is a massive, massive big c conservative

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do you vote conservative

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

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Do you have ÂŁ20,000+ in liquid assets

  • Yes, I’m a tory
  • No

0 voters

4

Do you like rugby?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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Do you think those bloody awful footballers could learn a thing or two from Team GB’s Olympic heroes?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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Have you ever owned a BMW or an Audi

  • Yes, I’m a tory
  • No

0 voters

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Voted yes but am playing the New Zealand “everyone here likes rugby including our Labour party leaders and proper hardcore radical Maori activists so it doesn’t make me a Tory, OK?” card.

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We got three “someone’s parked like a cunt, move your fucking car immediately you twat” emails around the whole site yesterday.

Two BMWs, one Audi.

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Do you have a series-link set for any BBC TV show who’s title is prefaced with ‘The Great British’?

  • Yes, I’m a tory
  • No

0 voters

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Do you have a gross salary of greater than ÂŁ55k?

  • Yes, and I deserve every penny
  • Eat the rich

0 voters

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Do you enjoy dancing horses?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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Have you ever chased a fox on horseback?

  • Yes, I’m a hideous Tory
  • No

0 voters

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Do you work in the financial sector, or have a degree in accountancy/economics/finance

  • Yes, I’m a tory
  • No

0 voters

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What does my preferred answer of “Put them all in a bin, frankly” mean?

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The NHS is fine as it is.

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

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Robot, obvs.

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buy to let

  • tori amos
  • nope

0 voters

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Do you have a JOB at which you earn MONEY

  • No
  • I am a tory

0 voters

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Is insurance software the financial sector? I have changed my vote to ‘yes’ but it feels a bit unclear.

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yes, you are a tory

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